Shoe Addiction - 12 Step Program

Step 1 - Admit you can not live without shoes.

Step 2 - Rationalize why you deserve to have as many shoes as you want.

Step 3 - Don't worry about finding the best hiding place for your new purchases. Your husband can't tell one pair of shoes from another.

Step 4 - Make creative entries in the check book to hide the shoe purchase. (ie) D ept of S ewage and W aste

Step 5 - Dream about how happy shoes make you feel.

Step 6 - Think about feeling guilty about steps 3 & 4 but decide it takes up too much valuable energy. This can be better spent on trying on shoes.

Step 7 - Tell your husband after this next purchase you will not need new shoes for a while. That is until you find the next must have ;)

Step 8 - Spend a weekend afternoon trying on your shoe collection having fun matching them with the perfect outfit.

Step 9 - While eating that piece of cake smile because you know you will still fit into your shoes!

Step 10 - Hum "These Boots Are Made For Walking" of "Blue Suede Shoes" to block out the lecture your husband is giving about the decrease in the bank account.

Step 11 - Call all your friends (other shoeaholics) so you can get together for a shoe shopping spree.

Step 12 - Final step is to repeat 1 through 11 because it is soooo much fun.